A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019

Ethan is a type of guy who seems quiet and possibly the jerk/douche type but once you grow a friendship with him he begins to reveal his true colors. He has a great sense of humor, typically the athletic type and just someone you would want to be around. Ethan just has the calming type of personality that just makes you feel happy to be alive you know? Once you begin to fall for him it becomes difficult to fall out of those emotions because the more you look at him you can pick out more things you like about him. Even if some may say he is not that attractive his personality with increase that attraction towards him and hell you are lucky if you get yourself a Ethan in your life or have one that loves you <3
Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems so mysterious.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.
by BaconandCheese October 26, 2017

Very loving and funny! He will always be there help if you need to vent, and is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. He gets really stressed out sometimes but always manages to make everything work out. He will make you feel so special when you talk to him, with all his attention on you. He loves to be spontaneous and go on adventures, but he’s also very cuddly and is a great kisser. He works so hard to make others happy, appreciate having him in your life.
by Angel_Lynn_M December 20, 2019
