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Educational Prostitute

One who tries to use every minuscule action to achieve a higher ranking in the educational system. see Academic Prostitute
When the teacher told his students he was performing in a community play, Mary immediately asked if they would get extra credit for coming. Mary is an Educational Prostitute.
by 4ustin43 December 22, 2008
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beauty equation

an equation for beauty:
(health+kindness)*postiveness/time=beauty
or
(h+k)*p/t=b
or for those of you who prefer surgery
(work+patience)-money=beauty
or
(w+p)-m=b
deborah has been exercising every day and eating the right foods and being nice to her neighbors and she alwasy smiles.. in a few months she began to look more and more beautiful.. this proves the beauty equation
surgery;
lisa went to go get higher cheekbones.. the docotrs worked hard and with patience and a 5,000$ bill her cheekbones were higher than ever
by kirbies April 29, 2009
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bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
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Educational perversion

This is when your teacher says the course is "History of the 20th century" on the syllabus, and then proceeds to teach you all about him or herself.
No, the lives of teachers may in fact be interesting, but anecdotes from the bedroom ought to be left in the bedroom, thanks.
Mr. Worguheirvhehgurheiuhrvnvevib: Okay, class, today we will discuss, analyze and evaluate the significance of totalitarianism.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
by Kag October 6, 2005
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deducation

dedication toward education, either for oneself or others
Generally speaking, parents possess more deducation than their children. But none surpass the deducation level displayed by university presidents.
by deadeye111 June 22, 2016
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educational arrogance

The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.
The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.

Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..

Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.
by this_is_not_your_stuff May 11, 2018
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theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out
The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA
by Tev13 October 28, 2010
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