by A wierd anime fan January 15, 2022
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the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
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by zyxnk June 30, 2021
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by monkeydoo069 May 14, 2022
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Definition noun: A person who loves to draw
- Loves artistic things
- Loves Cheese
- Eats Cheese
- Runs a Cheese factory
- Knows Jim
- Procrastinates
- Loves artistic things
- Loves Cheese
- Eats Cheese
- Runs a Cheese factory
- Knows Jim
- Procrastinates
Eva is a cheese nugget
by pseudonymcupcake May 11, 2022
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