epic mickey

an unpleasant sex move in which the girl ends up making a painful squealing sound similar to mickey mouse's classic "a ha" sound

I knew my girlfriend had been cheating on me, so last night I gave her the epic mickey and at that moment she knew that I knew

by piffman2 October 20, 2009

epsilon

One who belongs to the lowest caste in Aldous Huxley's book Brave New World. Known for stunted growth, inferior intelligence, yet indispensibility. After death, they play a crucial role in phosphate reclamation. In short, a useful idiot.

Also known as "Epsilon-minus semi-moron"

Everyone works for everyone else. We can't do witout anyone. Even Epsilons are useful. We couldn't do without Epsilons.

by Douglas Weltman June 28, 2003

ePussy

Socially challanged internet pussy. They suck up to girls, kiss their asses over message boards and chat rooms when they obviously could never talk to them in real life.

B: Wow, you looked very cute when I saw you last night!

G: Strange, you never talk to me in real life...

B: I know...! That's because I'm an ePussy!

by RandLor June 14, 2005

epicmatthew23

epicmatthew23 is a v3rmillion user that is well respected. It is usually said in replies or when this user is being mentioned.

Hey, look! Its epicmatthew23

by KittyCatEmma December 30, 2019

EPNA

looking up a girl your friends with on google.thinking there will be pictures of her topless.and you friends windup seeing your history.

boy-look its EPNA
boy-epepnaa!!

by Glen Rock May 24, 2009

Episcoposse

A group of two or more friends that are all Episcopalians.

Every morning before church, the priest and his Episcoposse of old people go hang out and eat jelly biscuits and drink black coffee at the Hardee's across the street.

by amyazing124 December 13, 2007

Eproctophiliac

One who has sexual attraction to farts, the act of farting and very commonly the smells resulting of which (the farting, the farter's ass, and so on). Highly unaccepted and hard to live with. Most people are closeted, which makes it even harder. Can stereotypically be heterosexual (guy liking girl's farts). It's also very common for male to male eproctophillia and any other person, and combination regardless of orientation or situation. Typically arises at a younger age, 6-9 years old. The very act of farting is a bit more "pleasing" than funny to us. By the way, to friends of eproctophiliacs: do us a favor, and make sure when you fart in our faces, you get your whole ass right up to our noses, and hold it there for a couple seconds. Eproctophiliacs usually like two things; their own farts and asses and other's farts, and asses (the smell and farts that come from the person's ass)

John the eproctophiliac smelled his friend's chair, after he got up after being very gassy, to use the bathroom.

Joe the eproctophiliac laughs after his friend farts, and asks him, in no strange way, to fart in his face, but his friend is uptight, and anal per se, and takes it seriously and calls his friend gay and disassociates with him. Meanwhile, Joe's friend probably isn't just an average person, he probably wants the same damn thing in a weirder way.

Bill the eproctophiliac is enjoying having a farting competition with his cousin

by Mr. Benjamin Barker November 3, 2012