a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
by MOGADISHU! December 01, 2006
A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe
by BiggerMike November 28, 2018
An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011
A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$
yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight
by DD February 18, 2005
The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.
Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.
*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
by Pappa Dizzle November 02, 2019
Tom: So did you get with anyone tonight?
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.
by The.Bear February 12, 2010
Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.
by Yukov Lukich 333 July 20, 2017