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Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.
Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!
by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020
mugGet the Empty noodlesmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
mugGet the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

empty sack of skin

noun phrase

When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.

The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."
by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021
mugGet the empty sack of skinmug.

Empty Barrel

Race baiting Baffoon usually dressed like a rodeo clown!
Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.
by Oppressed cracker October 25, 2017
mugGet the Empty Barrelmug.

Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.
are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?
by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
mugGet the Empty Tubemug.

empty uniform

A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"

Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."
by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016
mugGet the empty uniformmug.

Empty shootin'

When your stupid and can't speak right because you have no common sense.
This guy was empty shootin' all night and made me angy as hell.
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
mugGet the Empty shootin'mug.

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