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emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.
"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"
by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021
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Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.
“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”
by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021
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Emotional liability

Someone who preys on your emotions, a person in your life that makes you sad even if you give them all the love you can afford.
She’s an emotional wrecking ball, a true emotional liability.
by Ikena April 8, 2021
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Emote Land

Emote Land is a fun and cool discord server with various emotes and a pog owner (not nick)

People actually enjoy chatting here
Emote Land is a pog discord server
Emote Land has emotes
Emote Land has a cool owner
by yourUsualEmoteGuy September 24, 2021
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emotional cannibalism

Is the act of, (the ego), feeding off ones own misery at the expense of degrading and belittling others.
Don't take Mike's hateful words personally, he is consumed by emotional cannibalism. - It's best to walk away from that friendship for a while if he continues to treat you so poorly.
by BirdonFyer66 February 18, 2022
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Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.
Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.
by Female Einstein August 26, 2021
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emote seam

The extra "v" at the end of a line of clearly copy+pasted emotes that lazy people don't bother to remove.
Bob - ":D :) :D :) :D :)v"

Bill - "You slack bastard..."
by Joltaine May 15, 2004
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