Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
by dirtykurty September 7, 2010
Get the Fuck the Duckmug. 
Get the Fat Ducksmug. A national anthem for all the nerds out there. You can dance to this song wherever and whenever and even with your rubber duck. Just remember: the first duck song is the best.
by quacking up with laughter April 13, 2019
Get the Duck songmug. by laxabunga123 January 29, 2010
Get the Rip the Duckmug. by Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 19, 2020
Get the duck suckmug. To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.
My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.
by Irate October 10, 2007
Get the Donald Duckingmug. An extremely dirty or vial slut that will never be a swan. The "smut duck" usually takes advantage of the drunkest guy(s) at a party. A.K.A. mud duck(hideous female)..... however dirtier(ie. taking it in the ass).
by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 17, 2005
Get the smut duckmug.