bucket drums

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

by JesseJB November 22, 2010

Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Drum

Belly flab

"Alec, those burgers have given you a drum"

"Max you have to get rid of your drum for lacrosse."

by theocbitches4lyfe October 28, 2009

Keg Drum

A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.

Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.

by Norton2 December 9, 2008

slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016