Dog

The best thing you’ll ever want and the shoulder you cry on

I love dogs. They are the best thing ever and there is nothing else I would ever want

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

Dog

Cat'nt

Or Catn't

Or Cat'nt'nt'nt

I got a Catn't

I used to have a Dog'nt, now i have a catn't

by YourLocalNippleTwister February 21, 2019

Dog

Dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world and they always have your back when you need a shoulder to cry on. They do talk but only to those who know how to listen. They should be respected and treated well because they are such a great thing to have on this earth and u should be thankful. Do NOT take them for granted and be honesy to them as they won't tell anyone because they can't talk lol.

My dogs are the best companions on thus Earth. My dog is now my husband because I am falling in love with him <3

by DogLoverMe March 1, 2019

dog

Fleshlight

I found a dead dog fleshlight in my shed.

by Wjsibdksns March 28, 2019

dog

no its just a sex toy

no my dog is a sex toy

by Sex is like math: You add the March 29, 2019

Dog

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.

"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."

by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

Dog

God backwards

Kool dog!
Google translates: god look!

by Gore-gazilla May 13, 2019