Desert Skeleton

When players in a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server dig all of the sand off of the desert biome, leaving the sandstone floating behind.

"Way to go, guys. No more sand in the entire resource world, there's just the desert skeleton now!"

by Moving_Wine_Addicted January 4, 2024

Desert Zucchini

When a girl gives you a dry hand job.

My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.

by GobNob June 5, 2022

High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣

“I go to high desert middle school!”

by frogsarecute January 21, 2023

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.

Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg

by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020

Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011