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severe depression

A very scary feeling to have it takes over your life and makes you overthink your thoughts and cry because you want to. This mood can never be cured only by someone with a heart can.
My cat is always staring outside the window and he looks like he has severe depression.

Session Depression 

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
Session Depression by V8_Manga December 10, 2009

Post-Anime Depression 

The sinking, sad feeling that one gets after finishing a really good, funny, or original anime. This feeling may also be extended to TV shows, music, books, and video games.
Anime nerd 1: Damn, dude! I just finished Death Note and i can't stop feeling dead inside!

Anime nerd 2: Sounds like a case of Post-Anime Depression to me!

COD depression 

When you suck at COD and it ruins your entire day.
COD depression:

Joe you wanna go watch the game?
No my life is ruined I just went 5 and 16
COD depression by eric1829 January 25, 2010

smiling depression 

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"

Lag Depression 

Lag Depression comes from the word lag. It is the resultant state of mind that a person suffers from due to lag. Especially if there is nothing they can do about thier laggy situation. Example too many computers sharing a single connection or lack of funds to upgrade PC. Lag Depression can also be developed by an individual that does not suffer from lag but knows someone that does.
Joe: Whats the matter with George?
Alex: He's got Lag Depression, to many people sharing his connection.
George: :(

Joe: Has Alex got his connection sorted yet?
George: No he still has a bad case of Lag Depression.
Alex: :(
Joe: :(
George: :(