Directioner

Any fan of the British/Irish boy band, One Direction.
Note: that there are very bad/rude people, and then there are decent human beings. Do not think that because you met some bullshit people who call themselves Directioners that every Directioner is like that. I call the bad ones bullshit Directioners. You don't have to, but I'd just thought I'd mention that.

Age range: ~8 - ~25 (based on the youngest and oldest I've met and/or heard of)

Qualities needed to become a Directioner:

● Listen to their music and not hate them
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● That's it.

Qualities not needed to become a Directioner.

● Like every song, worship them
● Know everyone's names, have all the merchandise
● Run a blog about them, have them as your screensaver, etc.
● Literally everything else, and if someone says you're not a Directioner because you haven't done some of these things, they're a bullshit Directioner, and you should ditch them like immediately.

Most of the Directioners I have personally met were nice. Now I have not met a lot of Directioners, so do not take my word for it. I also feel that the Directioners, who do not talk often about One Direction, are nicer. That is not always true, though.

Directioners: I like the band One Direction.
Non-directioner: I don't really like their music
Decent Directioner: Okay, that's fine.
Bullshit Directioner: UGH HOW DO YOU NOT THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!1!!

by yes i am a directioner ok November 30, 2013

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the people who have been with One Directioner from the beginning. the ones who know their first song was Torn at the judges house, not WMYB on the radio. The ones who refuse to use spoons and live big red buses. Whenever we see a pigeon we scream KEVIN. the ones who protest with jimmy. the ones that cant wait for thee larry stylnison wedding. the ones who support there gayness with each other. we are the ones who love them for their sexual behavior and actions and not just their looks. the ones who supported the before they appeared on nick and the radio. the ones who worship becky sales for running on stage. the ones who have been in this fandom thorugh the bra throwing , the tapon throwing, ballet dance moves, irish jigs, video diaries and more.

girl: Ive loved one direction since the x factor
girl 2: damn you must be a hard core directioner.

by larrystylinson463573569 August 1, 2012

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directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).

One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.

by DrWhosis April 3, 2010

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directioners

directioners are a group of clowns who support this one group called one direction wich had to take a “hiatus” and never came back. directioners happen to clown every single day of their life. basically directioners are a circus full of clowns.

“what are the one direction stans called?”
“i think they are called the directioners”

by slutforlouist91 December 25, 2020

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Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded

Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.

by mikeyfire March 31, 2010

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