A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
Get the Desert Hat-trickmug. A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.
I will marry his grandma
I will marry his grandma
by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024
Get the Jahara Desertmug. Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
Get the desert crustmug. The more american Desert Eagle
Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
by __Loops__ June 17, 2020
Get the Desert Bald Eaglemug. a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea
A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023
Get the deserter paradoxmug. An Australian youtuber and tiktok star who is most known for movie reviews and comedic commentary videos
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021
Get the Sickly foal from brown desertmug. Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012
Get the dry mouth desertmug.