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David

David's are usually nerds. Though they are sexy af and have above average sex organs. They might have autism but and like to play with puzzles they still catch bitches 24/7. Watch out fr David's they might shoot up the school or Walmart.
Did you see David he's so hot but I'm scared he'll shoot me.
by Datboiedp445 March 31, 2017
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David

The guy who is Mexican and white if he is reading this well he is the guy who is always been there for me makes u laugh and acts kinda dumb in a certain way his eyes green as grass is kind of a jerk sometimes to his friends but I know In the inside he cares for the people he loves,and the one person almost everyone knows he do anything for her. i never met a guy like him who always cheers me up and can talk to u if you had a bad day he is there for his friends the people and the special girl he thinks about everyday
David is unpredictable really surprises me what he will do next
by DSA 2020 March 16, 2017
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david

A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.
David is gay!
by a girl who hates david July 26, 2009
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David

A musketeer whose hair changes colors. Also a Homestuck character, apparently.
When in doubt, use David's typical comeback: "Because I'm the best."
by Definitely not David October 26, 2011
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David

Under-appreciated and taken advantage of during coachella weekend. He will take the initiative but it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. He will have the master bedroom, make no mistake of this.
David booked that sweet ass house for coachella, but everyone is still whining.
by dr. oz face February 5, 2010
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David

To miss things that are right in front of YOU! Like are u blind?!?!?!
OMFG!!! watta david!!
by ________ loves David! February 26, 2009
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David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse
Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.
by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019
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