David

David's are usually nerds. Though they are sexy af and have above average sex organs. They might have autism but and like to play with puzzles they still catch bitches 24/7. Watch out fr David's they might shoot up the school or Walmart.

Did you see David he's so hot but I'm scared he'll shoot me.

by Datboiedp445 March 31, 2017

David

The guy who is Mexican and white if he is reading this well he is the guy who is always been there for me makes u laugh and acts kinda dumb in a certain way his eyes green as grass is kind of a jerk sometimes to his friends but I know In the inside he cares for the people he loves,and the one person almost everyone knows he do anything for her. i never met a guy like him who always cheers me up and can talk to u if you had a bad day he is there for his friends the people and the special girl he thinks about everyday

David is unpredictable really surprises me what he will do next

by DSA 2020 March 16, 2017

david

A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.

David is gay!

by a girl who hates david July 26, 2009

David

A musketeer whose hair changes colors. Also a Homestuck character, apparently.

When in doubt, use David's typical comeback: "Because I'm the best."

by Definitely not David October 26, 2011

David

Under-appreciated and taken advantage of during coachella weekend. He will take the initiative but it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. He will have the master bedroom, make no mistake of this.

David booked that sweet ass house for coachella, but everyone is still whining.

by dr. oz face February 5, 2010

David

To miss things that are right in front of YOU! Like are u blind?!?!?!

OMFG!!! watta david!!

by ________ loves David! February 26, 2009

David

The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.

Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.

Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!

by Kpeee July 18, 2018