David 

That one gay guy who's got that flow

DAVID PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME AGAIN!

David by TheBlowKing123 April 14, 2015

David 

A man who is a warrior while tending to the farm. They usually fall hard when they are falling for someone and they usually fail because of a lack in judgement on the woman's part. He is not a pressuring person but he is persistent and would give up anything for his partner whether they be male or female. David's tend to go both ways. They are a bit large but have a gentle teddy bear personality. They are protecting and a bit nerdy. They fall for gorgeous girls like a Tiara, because of her beauty yet slight lack of brains. They fall for thick, African american chicks more than anything because of their love for the culture. teddy bear cuddly

John: Who's that guy lifting 233 lbs over there?
Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.

muscle man good human buy David coffee mugs

David by futureteller January 10, 2013

david 

a gay ass monkey who likes to eat cock 24/7 hit him up on snapchat: progolie_8

"What up David"- Alex "Nothing much just sucking cock"-David

david by yourboyzzz December 20, 2017

david 

a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly!

that guy is so david

david by poobear11111111111111111111111 September 26, 2010

david 

A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.

David is so gay. His ears a huge.

david by girl who hates david July 26, 2009

David 

A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.

Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.

Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.

David by Batlander April 18, 2008

David 

David is stunning and handsome, almost every girl wants to be with him. Although, he is actually a complete dick. He plays girls and doesn’t know how to treat them. Stay away from a David.

“He used to be so great but now he’s turning into a David!”

David by UnknownWriter123 May 12, 2018