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Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.
- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.
by Shaiavr August 2, 2018
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commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)
I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.
by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019
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Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
by theboobox February 11, 2020
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commersh

This is also formerly known as 'commerical' for those too lazy to type or say the entire word completely. Motivations include being, again, lazy, busy, or just annoyed by the incessant amount of commericals in general.
I really like this old commersh. It warms the cockles of me heart.
by LostFido January 25, 2021
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Commercial work

The kind of work where you hate the work and the workers.
Being married to Katie was like commercial work ...
by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021
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cumberclot

Used as an insult to a person who is also a douchebag, but you ejaculate on them at the same time.
I like you...mmmmmm...even thought you're aaaa.aaaa....CUMBERCLOT!
by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021
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cammeryn

I love you Cammeryn
by Tammieduck March 19, 2021
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