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Piela Caption Crunchy

omg did you see how hot Piela Caption Crunchy look in their new Snap story?!
by dahyuns REAL WIFE February 19, 2022
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Crunchy Crigga

Someone who believes that they are a pimp/player because they talk to any girl they pass (regardless of their looks).
That farmer thinks he's so pimp because he's talking to those ugly girls, what a crunchy crigga!
by The Gingerbread Man November 11, 2006
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crunchy

Feeling crunchy today?
by peanut butter bunny rabbit October 18, 2003
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crunchy

A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.
The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.

"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"

The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets

"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."
by Blondie:) October 11, 2006
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tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
by roizilla November 19, 2007
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crevice cruncher

A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.
"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"

"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"

"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007
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Batty Cruncher

Meaning chewing on the centre of one's ass.
"YO batty cruncher, stop biting on the centre of my bumbarass"
by IamJesushearMeRoar November 19, 2009
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