Tom Cruise

What Brendan Wilson calls his penis.

I want that Tom Cruise inside me.

by crunkthatjunk April 14, 2009

Cruise Ship

A place that has everything you can do on land, but with the added excitement of possibly sinking or drowning.

Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."

Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"

Eddie - "Well..."

Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
an iceberg?!"

James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"

Eddie - "Told you so..."

*Boat sinks

by YsGuy August 29, 2010

pt cruiser

really gay car, actually number one car of choice by pedophiles because kids are attracted to it because it looks like a matchbox car.

look at that homo driving that pt cruiser
more like a pt loser
i bet he fucks little boys too
lets go throw eggs at it
ok

by john gallione November 13, 2006

cruizer

Loser that have nothing else better to do on friday & saturday but cruize up and down the road in their import cars with upgrades their parents buy them

I wish my mommy gave me a car and pimped it out for me

Look at those jacksons their honda, they arent nothing but cruizers

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

toyota land cruiser

Large Ute or SUV usually seen towing horse floats, on school runs, being towed by Nissan Safari's and rescued from sticky situations by Mitsubishi Pajero's.
Generally have reliability issues and little off road ability
Popular choice of vehicle for unrecognized militia groups in the middle east

Being defined as"That Bloke with the Toyota Land Cruiser is stuck on a curb again."

by foldeddeckchair April 22, 2017

butt cruise

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.

I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

sip and cruise

the skilled act of drinking and driving at the same time

Ricky: Do you want to pregame for the party?

Alex: No, im gonna sip and cruise my way there

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007