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lovers cross

Created by musician Jim Croce
a lovers cross would be defined as a boyfriend or a girlfriend hanging themselves on an emotional/mental Crucifix for their significant other. Dealing with the pain they're put through for the greater good, thus making themselves a martyr.
"Yes, I really got to hand it to you
'Cause girl you really tried
But for every time that we spent laughin'
There were two times that I cried
And you were tryin' to make me your martyr
And that's the one thing I just couldn't do
'Cause baby, I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you"
Jake: why did you and Mary break up?
Jack: She had me on a lovers cross, and it got unbearable.
by __Admittance September 10, 2008
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crotch nipple

This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.

Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.

This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".

If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
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Crotch Catching

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.
Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.
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cross that line

When you cross that line, you've done some stupid ass shit like snitch or whatever and are going to pay for it, maybe with your life. In prison anyone who cross that line is in ad seg.

Made popular again by prison guard turned rapper Rick Ross - Akon
Mf'er snitched on all me, he cross that line.
by Sanity Cruzer May 13, 2011
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snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.
He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!
by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005
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Crossfire Hurricane

According to a biography of Keith Richards, the first line of the song, "I was born in a crossfire hurricane," is a reference to the fact that Richards was born near London during World War II in the midst of a German air raid.
"I was born in a crossfire hurricane."
by Saturn865 November 7, 2019
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