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caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic
it's a caotic crisis out there
by fktdfhff September 15, 2022
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musical identity crisis

When a person can't decide on what to listen to so they end up jumping all over the place.
I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.
by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023
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3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.
I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.
by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018
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Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response
Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?
by Vxmpire May 8, 2020
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denial crisis

The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.
The U.S. is currently suffering from (denial crisis).
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017
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Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts
Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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