Fake craft beer

Beer that is mass produced by a major beer manufacturer but is passed off as craft beer

This bar calls itself a craft beer bar but all they have is fake craft beer.

by rwizzz July 28, 2018

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

The Craftsman

When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.

by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019

Retro Craftwars

A broken game that nobody plays.

Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
Why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Craftwars

A game that nobody should be playing

Do you like Retro Craftwars?
why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Craftwars

A game everybody should hate and not play

guy 1: Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
guy 2: How and why are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Jack Craft

This is gotham's protector, the batman although his real name is bruce wayne in the comics his name in real life is Jack Craft. he is still an orphan and is quite arrogantb and bruting. he is not a nice person and is not the ideal batman.

hey did you here that Jack Craft is back in town imprisoning criminal's

by Uknowit423 October 13, 2020