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Covfefe

(noun) a villainous party of words thrown by the media.

cov-fefe
dude, did you see what insert public figure or celebrity just wore to the supermarket? It's mega covfefe time.

let's get our covfefe on. he's done it again, damn.
by kokoz June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

After poking themself while putting on their safety pin, the covfefe started to cry, blamed it on Donald Trump and ran to the nearest safe space to color.
by giantsfan0330 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"

"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

A Fallout deathclaw wearing a French maid outfit.
"I was stunned when I came across a covfefe during my travels."
by Username Redacted August 16, 2018
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Originating from a tweet written by notorious 45th U.S. President, Donald John Trump. The word simply means the inability to think of the word you need to use. It's essentially a stand-in.

The tweet was delivered on the 132nd day of Trump's presidency and turned the nation to uproar. It read 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe'.

This means that the President had obviously lost his train of thought. There are much better priorities than finishing tweets, like building walls and denying people basic rights, so he simply had to use the uncommon word covfefe.
"What is the answer to this equation?"

"It's... covfefe!"

"I was just talking to uh... covfefe"

"I need a cup of covfefe"
by Newtronian June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Brett Favre made it to the NFL Hall of Fame even after we all saw his dick picks covfefe
by yo9978 May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

Covfefe or Covfifi (n.) Donald Trump used the variation Covfefe for the more familiar, and brief Fifi , the name of Max Rockatansky's chief of the MFP. Max quit his job due to becoming overwhelmed, so Fifi cajoled Max to stay, with promise of a Pursuit Special. Fifi led a highly flamboyant life as the chief of the MFP and notably had a love for his houseplants and a pet bird, both of which he kept in his office at the Halls of Justice. Fifi was also extremely optimistic, believing that Heroism is the key to bringing society back from its crime-ridden world. (Part credit: madmax.wikia.com)
He was feeling down and insecure, so he reached for his plush Covfefe, and soon felt better.
by Fefe's Cov June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

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