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The County

The county is a little piece of Kentucky nestled into Illinois. In the County normal etiquette need apply. Here if you can see over the bar then you can drink. If you can pump the keg then you can fill your cup. With a prominently white population the county lacks the unjust politically correct spectacles that are pressed upon other native Illinois residents.

***known as Calhoun, heaven, and foremost THE COUNTY

The county is no stranger to legend. Passed down from generation to generation comes a myth or better yet story that instills "a true Calhoun warrior spirit" in us all about a gorgeous you man that will remain nameless. Legends say that the boy could finish 30 packs of Diesel and COOORS HEAVEYYY and barely stagger.....only veeering once to avoid an invisible deer...but thats another story... As foretold by the prophecy the young boy would breech the rivers surrounding the county and make a name for himself in the real world at a paradise deemed Eville. And so the boy did.....leaving his mark in various dorm rooms and in various houses......he fears no man nor any beer...... he the man... the legend...... the warrior
Lets go to the county and drink some beer then fuck our cousins.
by Joey Waterman February 23, 2011
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douglas county high school

noun. A wild school with wild people. A normal day at this school includes at least one drug bust, one fight, a sex scandal, and one rap battle. If you visit this school and you don't see any of these things you've done it wrong. Drugs here are 5 dollars everything else is free. Go Tigers
Ex 1: Tyrese- Girl what happened to Shaniqua
Tari- Boi she got busted for prostitution
Tyrese- ain't she 14
Tari- but she go to Douglas county high school
Tyrese- ohhh
Ex 2: Bill- ewww, what's that smell
Tyrese- Nigga that's my weed
Bill- how much
Tyrese- usually 8 bucks, but we at DC so 5
Bill- GO TIGERS
by whorable March 11, 2017
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Mano County

Founded in 2016, Mano County was started by Mano_RBLX} now named vince_ok
Mano County is located in Clearcreek Township, Pennsylvania, whose real life equivalent is Lackawanna County, Dunmore, Pennsylvania.
Mano County's v1 map lasted from 2016-2017. v2 was released in later 2017, expected to be retired in later 2019, for v3.
Mano resigned twice in the year of 2018, coming back in 2019. He is now a head developer for the group, now owned by Sheriff IKevinL}
Mano County is victim to several fakes and leaked assets. The main person involved would be NTG1D, NTG1D has stolen assets from the entire map, and cars. NTG1D adds things such as buildings and old cars not seen in Mano County anymore. His group exceeding the real one's group members by more than four may be a result of possible botting due to the nature of their explosive growth, gaining 180k+ members in the span of 8 months, while also gaining thousands in days.

Here's the departments you can are, was, or never used in Mano County;
Mano County Sheriffs Office (MCSO)
Mano County Rescue Squad (MCRS)
Mano County Fire Department (MCFD)
Department of Transportation (DOT)
Pennsylvania State Police (PSP)
Clearcreek Township Police Department (CTPD)
Magnolia Borough Police Department (MBPD)

MBPD was a department that was never made, with only liveries and cars made relating to this.
PSP replaced CTPD, due to CTPD's fall in early 2018
PSP is the hardest law enforcement agency to get into in-game.
by venturedev June 30, 2019
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Berks County

PENNSYLVANIA

Berks County is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unfortunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Berks has forgotten about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.

Exeter is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Wyomissing. Exeter is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.

Ever since the deindustrialization of Muhlenburg, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Even though local government has attempted to clean up the city, Berks county considers Muhlenburg a dirty place where crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.

As bad as Muhlenburg is, Reading takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Reading has some nicer areas where it starts to border Wyomissing and this is the area most Reading kids like to pride themselves on... but we all know Reading sucks, it's Kutztown's ugly sister.

Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Berks County.

Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:

- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping

Lastely note: All Hill girls are sluts
Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Berks County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm from inner-city Reading."
Guy: "Oh..."
by Jonathan Brock September 21, 2005
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Rockland County

A place located twenty minutes from the city. If you're not a local, you'll wonder why it's called Rockland County and there's a town in it called Stony Point. A place where everyone knows everyone else and everyone's children attend the same three middle schools.
"I've always wanted to live close to the city, but I hate Orange County, where should I go?" "Live in Rockland County!"
by Starlight01395 April 10, 2009
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Howard County

Howard County is ranked as one of the richest counties in the United States. Many cities being ranked in the best small cities/towns in the United States as well. Its place where the only good hang outs are the Columbia Mall, and occasionally the Lakefront if you are pushed to extremes. A place that if you attend highschool there you most likely have hated Long Reach - which was okay because if you went to Long Reach you pretty much hated everyone else twice as much. A place where the only thing you hate more than Long Reach or River Hill is Montgomery County.

A major attraction in Howard County is Merriweather Post Pavillion. A venue that everyone has been to at least once and if not you are given a stare like you are an alien. Chances are you probably applied to, if not worked, there before.

Most inhabitants of Howard County often find their summer days either spent planning to visit or actually visiting Ocean City, where on any day you can look down the beach and see 50 people that you've seen aimlessly walking around the mall - maybe you even saw them purchase that horrible bathing suit.
A common conversation during the summer in Howard County

Jessica: Oh my god. I am so bored there is nothing to do
Heather: I know, right? Want to go to the mall this weekend or something?
Jessica: We are here right now. Lets go to Ocean City, that girl we pretend to like can probably drive us. Shes a total sucker.
Stranger: I couldnt help but overhear, but I'm going to Ocean City this weekend to what a coincidence.
Another Stranger who the stranger doesnt even know: Did you guys just say your going to Ocean City? Thats so funny, I am too! Maybe I'll see you guys there.


I think you get the picture.
by LRHS Class of 2010. October 9, 2008
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Bergen County Bombers

A group of longboard enthusiasts located in Bergen County, NJ and face group user group by the same name.
Hey did you see Bergen County Bombers' fan club page on facebook? They are hosting a longboard downhill event in Bergen County New Jersey? Schralpit!
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