Bagel Coughing

Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time

i was bagel coughing.

and its not my fault, i was dared.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

Coochie Crunchin

When somebody’s in another person business and they start dickriding

My girlfriend and her sisters were having a great time in the pool while a Karen started coochie crunching

by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.

Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.

Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024