Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012

Cotton Tent

An erect phallus contained within a pair of briefs, which pushes the fabric up into the shape of a small tent.

Look at this nigga rockin a cotton tent

by SAKURA TEH MC October 15, 2008

cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.

Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!

by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013

Cotton slot

Edited yet still offensive way to call someone a pussy.

Krystal is the dumbest cotton slot I've ever met.

by £₩$ October 7, 2015

Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff

guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already

by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019

cotton bowl

A group of girls on their period all at same time

Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl

by Red flow January 6, 2014

Cotton Whore

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.

Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.

Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.

by KingOf404 July 7, 2010