Cotton Whore

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.

Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.

Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.

by KingOf404 July 7, 2010

Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff

guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already

by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019

cotton bowl

A group of girls on their period all at same time

Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl

by Red flow January 6, 2014

cotton clam

When you break your dick in one's intestines trying to have anal with a prostitute.

He cotton clamed jarvaisha over the weekend.

by Me sexy lover June 6, 2016

Cotton Tent

An erect phallus contained within a pair of briefs, which pushes the fabric up into the shape of a small tent.

Look at this nigga rockin a cotton tent

by SAKURA TEH MC October 15, 2008

Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012

Cotton nose

When you exhale from your nose and get a dry tingly nose, aka cotton nose. Be aware of other things such as cotton mouth, cotton throat, maybe even cotton ear

"You Guys made me laugh so hard that hot smoke came out my nose, got fucking cotton nose" - Anna

by Zoannakasemoosar August 30, 2015