At the end of an act of anal sex, when a penis is removed from an asshole, sometimes the penis is covered with shit and with kernels of undigested corn. This phenomena, as well as the penis in this situation, are known as "corn dick". Corn, if not chewed up, is not easily digested and so appears as whole kernals in feces, which then sticks to the penis in anal sex. Corn dick can generally be prevented with enemas.
by moretolife September 3, 2005
Get the corn dickmug. Yo Shanana pass the mothe fuckin cornbread you black greedy bitch.
O shit my corn bread just got stolen by buba the inmate after i dropped the soap. My ass will never be the same.
O shit my corn bread just got stolen by buba the inmate after i dropped the soap. My ass will never be the same.
by Dan Junker March 31, 2003
Get the corn breadmug. The gaseous wind instrument which makes very high pitched farting noises when the perfect array of food cosumption, buttcheek clinching and riboflavin levels in the blood are present. Riboflavin aka rip-o-flavin is the mineral that allows for proper rectal sphincter contraction. Corn flutes may be forged by shaving your ass crack and having taco bell for dinner. Many yoga like leg positions can be tried for the perfect note. When done correctly, the corn flute produces corniferous melodies of symphonic delight. Start by tuning for A# or A sharp, but do be careful for if too much puckering is used you could experience A SHARP pain in your corn-eye. Happy cornfluting for all of the poo-sicians out there. ENJOY!
I had the most graceful piece of music fly out of my corn flute last evening. It was like I had orchestrated the bean burrito concierto. When playing high notes from your corn flute you may irritate canine ears from afar.
by Choobon November 3, 2007
Get the Corn Flutemug. by Mr. Pimp Daddy December 8, 2006
Get the Corn Pongmug. A corn dick is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards ass country fuck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. They loooove corn. Whenever you see a corn dick it is customary to give out a corn dick call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: "UHH-WHOOUUUH, CORN!" high pitched emphasis should go into the 'OUUUH' bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick ass accent you can muster.
When a big dumb ford truck drives by with retarded ass stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney ass country fag got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn dick the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark corndick call.
by Lockesmith November 8, 2011
Get the corn dickmug. Bunghole-scissoring. Also known as Catdoggin' it.
When Dan finally returned from the war, you could hear the thunderous clap of him and his fiance Becky Corn Swapping from a mile away.
by LetMeSmellYourFeet January 25, 2014
Get the corn swappingmug. by Madhaunter March 13, 2019
Get the Corn Spraymug.