Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

cooter cave

A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.

Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times

by curlyaiden August 17, 2017

cooter flower

When a womans cooter has so many vaginal warts it looks like califlower.

Jane needs to see a Dr to treat her cooter flower.

by Zigs71 June 2, 2018

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

Cooter Duder

-A woman that gets a sex change,in order to have a penis. -A chick wearing a strap on.

My friends call me a Cooter Duder cause it just doesn't do the trick any more ,when strap on my dildo.So now I'm going to get a sex change,so I can have sex like a man.

by Crazy81Virgo July 2, 2014

cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 14, 2019

cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga

1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed

by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006