Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
by Jsweezey2000 December 31, 2020
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lilac cookie

a really hot mf who will ruin my life someday. IDC IF HES A COOKIE BES SO HOT
"dude do you know lilac cookie??" "YEFHSDJJDNEKK HES SO SJUDJEJJR AND HRS MY EVERYTHING"
by herbcookiestan October 03, 2021
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cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.
Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."
by Minimag October 31, 2007
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Morning Cookies

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.
My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008
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espresso cookie

a character from popular game cookie run: kingdom! the game is made by devsisters. He is very hot!
ghostsfreespace: “do you like espresso cookie?? he is so hot!!”

voreart: “yeah ofc man i simp 4 him”
by voreart August 20, 2021
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tough cookie

The man may not look like much but he is a tough cookie.
by Light Joker May 23, 2006
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slave cookies

A slang term for the popular brand of cookies known as Famous Amos. Called such because of the subjective picture on the back of the packaging.
"Those were some bangin slave cookies!"
by ScottyB September 26, 2004
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