conversationg 

When someone misspells conversation, you're having a conversationg.

Person1: "no, it's 'you're'"
Person2: "this is such a stupid conversationg"

conversationg by Thatguy1467452185627560 November 17, 2013

delayed conversationalism 

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.

That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.

delayed conversationalism by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016

Donversation 

A pointless conversation desired by nobody except its initiator in which participants become unnecessarily invested.

After losing three hours of my working day to a debate about McDonald's breakfast options, I vowed to never again partake in one of Michael's Donversations.

Donversation by Mick Donny January 21, 2021

catversation 

the talk directed at a cat, usually your own. Of course the only word they understand is their name.

1. I had a catversation the other day with Felix: 'Aww Felix! What's that in your mouth? A lizard? Oh, aren't you a good hunty cat! Miaow? Do you want some din-dins baby?'

catversation by pugganutta January 9, 2010

chongversation 

A conversation whilst high that would make no sense to sober people.

"Why is Andrew talking about how ducks would do pushups?"
"He's having a chongversation with Erin."

chongversation by Girth of a Can May 30, 2016

conbeersation 

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.

I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.

conbeersation by jlfour March 13, 2017

Split conversion 

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.

“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”

Split conversion by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023