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Chameleon(continued)

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Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
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fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.
I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.
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ur continent no straight

the insult worse than
ur brother a mother
ur granny tranny
ur sister mister
ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur grandpap a trap
ur family transgender
ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur mom gay
Guy 2:ur dad lesbian
Guy 1:ur family transgender
Guy 2:ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur continent no straight
Guy 2:*Dies in extreme unstoppable pain*
by WoodenArcher June 20, 2018
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conversation-continuing crouch

Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.
My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.
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Linear Continuity Syndrome

Linear Continuity Syndrome

Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).

If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.

Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?

Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019
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Cross-contaminating

Alternating back and forth between vaginal and anal sex, thus cross-contaminating both.
"I was cross-contaminating her for over an hour."
by World-Wide-Walt March 13, 2021
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Aloota Continua

A catchphrase to describe what happens when political parties become the ruling party in an African country and the corruption and looting starts.
The ANC's unwritten tagline is Aloota Continua
by DinkumJack November 15, 2023
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