That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.
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“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”
“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
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Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
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by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
Get the Conserve, consUerve, AND conservE mug.A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
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