Spam comments/spam commenting

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018

Rude Comments

The best way to one up your opponents in battle. Rude comments is the worst thing you can say to anyone

Person 1- RUDE COMMENTS

Person 2- oh no I’m dying rude cOmMeNtS was too strong

by SpaghettiWithAChanceOfClout July 20, 2019

food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

Frank Comment

stupid comment frank would say.

That’s a Frank comment

by retard 3 December 10, 2021

hide in the comments

When a YouTube video is scary, or you are scared to look, you go to hide in the comments.

Wow! This video is so scary so I came here to hide in the comments.

by Dorito’s April 23, 2018

comfen undens

The massive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. Never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.

I feel so gross! Can't wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!

by Morganmary July 26, 2009

commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.

Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.

by pulcinella December 4, 2009