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Colorado Birthday

(This concept was originated in Colorado and debuted in Chicago)

As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.

Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
by horsetrough hank November 21, 2024
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Pierce, Colorado

A small town of about 1000 people. 850 being elderly. Not much in Pierce to do but a skatepark, store, and a bar. Not that interesting.
Dude 1 :Dude have you heard about Pierce, Colorado?
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.
by Buck Choklit March 25, 2011
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colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado
hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning
by tatata7 November 4, 2021
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Colorado Slushie

When you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick just as you explode in her hole. This can leave a bit of a mess.
John: My girlfriend gave me a Colorado Slushie last night.
Alex: That must have been messy as hell.
John: Yeah, but I made her lick it up.
by I'm watching animaniacs February 26, 2022
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Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.
I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.
by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024
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Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.
Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.
by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012
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colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021
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