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Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
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Colorado sauce pocket.

Lauren Bobert during her days as a model...
I loved it when my hubby Jasyson with a Y called me his Colorado sauce pocket. It was when we always got together with all of his buddies. I had Is Mountain Dew as my support during those times.
by So fa ki ng November 25, 2023
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colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.
My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.
by JPootLovato July 8, 2022
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Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA
Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
by anonymous November 17, 2021
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Colorado Bulldog

NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.
He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog
by Phil McKracken again February 6, 2025
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Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know
When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky
by Big Benoit July 1, 2023
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colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.
While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)
by biggrizz August 2, 2014
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