Colorado Basil

Weed

Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.

by Lao shaeing May 3, 2018

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020

Camping trip to Colorado

An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.

“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”

“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”

by arlingo December 6, 2023

Pierce, Colorado

A small town of about 1000 people. 850 being elderly. Not much in Pierce to do but a skatepark, store, and a bar. Not that interesting.

Dude 1 :Dude have you heard about Pierce, Colorado?
Dude 2 :No.
Dude 1 :Well there's just a bunch of old people, Don't worry about it.

by Buck Choklit March 25, 2011

The Colorado Alleyway

Take a stroll through any alleyway in Colorado, and you'll find yourself being haunted by John Denver's dead corpse.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.

Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"

by 0weiner April 19, 2022