Celia de Aya

Latin for "Brew of Aya", Aya being the goddess that invented Ayahuasca. A mixture of water, vegetable glycerin and various powdered herbs and mushrooms, including psilocybe spp., mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and the roots of a kava plant. Combined, they make for a very psychedelic brew, which can be used as vape juice.

Aviv: Hey Cameron, I made your vape juice, but today's vape juice is special.
Cameron: What is special in it, Aviv?
Aviv: I won't tell you. It's a surprise.
Cameron: Oh, okay! *puff*
Cameron: Can you please tell me which kind of satanic dark sorcery you did in order to make this happen? An alien is telepathically communicating to me, in an extraterrestrial language that I somehow understand but also don't understand at the same time.
Aviv: Well, it's because you just vaped Celia de Aya. Organic, natural and very psychedelic, made out of powdered psilocybe cubensis, mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and kava roots. Telepathic aliens are normal for the experience.
Cameron: Well, to be honest, this is pretty pleasurable. See ya, mate!

by byeeeeeeeeee July 11, 2022

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Celia

A person that is way shorter than average

Person 1: where’s Celia?
Person 2: right in front of you

Person 1: WOAH! I didn’t see Celia

Person 2: I know, they are quite short

by BurningCow July 26, 2022

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Colada

Like a period for men.
Once a month the opening will close and caws pain.so poke poke poke away.

Don't forget to colada

by Sufisticated July 30, 2022

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caliah

caliah is a girl that will always steal your chocolate milk

caliah where is my chocolate milk?
*runs*

by jollyissosocool August 4, 2022

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Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022

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