Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.

Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022

coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D

HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...

by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017

Soapy coffee

A small streamer that farms beetroot

coffee that has soap in it

Dang this some soapy coffee

by Loafboy69 May 17, 2021

Egg Coffee

Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.

"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -

by argeth January 11, 2018

pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*

by 0men October 8, 2011

Coffee Daddy

A coffee daddy is one who grinds so fine and takes his time.

Q: Do you know why they call me coffee daddy?
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.

by dougasm101 May 31, 2013

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018