Sports Center Repeat

A state one finds himself in on the mornings of any given weekend. Lounging on the couch all morning causes a person to watch Sports Center on repeat until they have seen every weekend highlight several times.

Dude, I really need to go do something today, otherwise I'll be stuck in Sports Center Repeat all day.

by Somethingsphicshy October 24, 2011

Social Cinderella

A person that doesn't look like their social media pictures at all

She walks around looking like a bum but when you look at her social media she is a social Cinderella

by Guitartwin October 31, 2014

call center pretty

The concept that women who work in call centers aren't that attractive but some who are in the 7-8 range look like 10-11s by comparison

M: Damn she's beautiful.
D: Yeah, but she's call center pretty

by TopM June 29, 2016

cloning centers

Members of the Illuminati (which naturally include all the G20 world leaders) typically meet in subterranean bunkers. The very same bunkers that, according to Marshall, house what has become a highly lucrative network of celebrity cloning farms.

Terrible things from hell happen at cloning centers.

by IcemanDiscord November 29, 2017

Penetration center

-A room (usually a shower or a locker room) filled with naked gay guys with their blazing lances up each other's poop chutes. Or the bullseye of a lady's naughty hole.

- Everyday I was locked away this big Shaq looking guy would always eye me down and I knew that he was going to take me to pound town in the penetration center at shower time.

-Yeah the lady's call me the One Eye Willy sex cowboy probably because everytime I bed with them I always hit them in their penetration center the first try.

by Giggister March 1, 2019

Trauma center

A good name for a hospital, now that people get shot at the hospital.

Patient-Where do I go now? I just got shot at the hospital.
Doctor- That's a good question, they might send you to the morgue next. They just sent a couple people from the burn center to the morgue after it caught on fire a few days ago. This trauma center hasn't had this happen yet.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.

- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...

by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019