chum

Something said only by British dumbasses or the stupid fucks who live in England. It is a compliment to the British and an insult to all normal people

Ugly ass British piece of shit bitch: oi mate how ya doin chum?!😁
Dope ass American guy: shut the fuck up don't call me that. dick wipe. fucking cum cloth.

by yuh boy cokenuts face January 23, 2022

Chum chum

When a person eats too much and turns fat

- "Maria had double breakfast"
- "Dude she's such a chum chum"

by Chicken nugget 10 August 28, 2024

Chum

To lure animals such as dogs and guinea pigs in a sexual manner. Can also be used to put on power tools eg an angle grinder blade to cut smoothly. Some of the arabics may eat it on special occasions.

Eg. Brett can you please grab the chum my grinder isnt cutting properly and the dog wont sit. Chumming

by Brett marsh November 23, 2016

Active Chumming

When a fisherman is performing intercourse with their spouse and spontaneous vomits. This creates chum which can be used later in the day. Human discharge may also be added to said chum

“I decided that me and (spouse) should do some active chumming and now we’ve got a years worth of supply!”

by Floppy Taco February 19, 2024

Chum

Your fellow mate

I AM BLOODY DYIN HERE CHUM

IVE GOT YOU CHUM
WHAT ARE WE BLOODY DOING CHUM

by Chum69 April 27, 2022

Cum Chum

When a partner is used as bait to gain the attention of another person

He sent her off to talk to him as cum chum to get an invite to a party

by OI.Michael August 6, 2025

chum

Someone you can tell anything to. They're one of your best friends

Cindy: Yo Bryan, tell me who you like!
Bryan: No, only my chum knows!

by \_(._.)_/ March 13, 2017