choke stopper

A really big nose.

When a man or womans nose is so big, it stops them from choking on a penis (when trying to deep throat). Their choke stopper stops them from choking.

by FutureDentist1984 November 17, 2011

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003