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Disney Channel

A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.

It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.

For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.

THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.

THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.

PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!

Etc, etc
Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.
by ShortyLovesSprouse January 14, 2009
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Sales Channel

A prime consideration for every enterprise, even not-for-profits and charities, is what their sales or distribution channels are or will be. These are channels that you sell into and can take years to develop.

If you can not acquire customers and clients in a cost-effective manner, your company is doomed. Sales channels can help you do that. They are a ‘Magic Marketing Button, MMB’—every time you find a way to effectively ‘ping’ a channel, new clients and customers appear, as if by magic.

Once you have developed these effective sales channels, you can also look for other products and services that you can resell or distribute through them—which will raise your margins since the cost to add products and services produced by others to your sales channels is usually small and quite often zero. You may also be able to thereby create new recurring revenue streams for your enterprise.

By bundling other company’s products and services with your own, it may also be possible to co-brand or co-promote with them—they can promote your enterprise to their clients, customers and suppliers and you can do likewise, opening up whole new markets for both.
“Craig Miguelez met up with Jack MacGregor to discuss Craig’s new auto feed system for major bulletin board and classified ad services. Craig realized at once that Jack had developed an amazing sales channel over the last four years—he does professional photography for REALTORS and has more than 1,200 clients. Craig’s pitch to Jack was simple: ‘You resell my auto feed system through your sales and distribution channel to your clients for $30 and you keep $10. My system will make sure that their listings are always up to date on these bulletin board and classified ad services, you’ll make $12,000 per month of recurring revenue with almost no marginal cost and I’ll be able to acquire 1,200 new clients in one fell swoop.’”
by Prof Bruce April 12, 2010
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channelling

I gave Candice a proper good channelling this morning.
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channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.
I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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Channelle

She is a girl that loves her lepricorns
she also loves small things
they say that channelle's smell like wet homeless men
like lepricorns she is also a fictional creature
hey channelle how is your day today
by Llama XD February 25, 2011
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The Animal Channel

A slang term for Animal Planet. First coined by Charlotte on Jeopardy Kids Week.
Jeopardy Kids Week - July 4, 2011

Alex Trebek: "Cats 101" followed by "Whale Wars" on this Discovery cable channel. Aria?
Aria: What is Discovery Kids?
Alex Trebek: No. Charlotte?
Charlotte: (smiles) What is The Animal Channel?
Alex Trebek: No. Correct response - What is Animal Planet, not The Animal Channel.
Charlotte: (smiles)
by 20thCenturyFox1953 July 16, 2011
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