carrot juicing

Wanking someone off who's ginger

Harry: Apparently Hermione went carrot juicing last night and ended up at Ron's

by Nemesis45645 April 26, 2020

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

Pink carrot

You use a carrot to please your partner then the carrot breaks and you need to suck it out

Last night I met this chick on tinder and gave her the pink carrot

by A a rod February 14, 2020

Campbellwell Carrot

A multi-paper marijuana joint resembling a carrot. Named by Danny the Drug Dealer in the movie "Withnail & I", who explained he invented it in Campbellwell.

"We were bored, so we rolled a Campbellwell Carrot and were bored no more!"

by Roxanne S. December 21, 2007

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 6, 2015