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canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.
Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024
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Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.
I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!
by txdollface April 26, 2016
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Ethiopian Canoe

A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.
Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.
by Pudd of Rudd June 21, 2025
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Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
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Shit Canoe

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018
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Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014
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