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Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
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Douche canoe

A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
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Leaky Canoe

An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.
Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.
by Swoods_e December 18, 2017
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Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
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Douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017
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Douche Canoe

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018
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skin canoe

When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
Stephanie loved taking shots off of Steve's skin canoe
by Paapaa January 12, 2018
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