A cake baked for one's deceased mother on the anniversary of her birth or death. Also means explicit stuff that burns itself into one's brain after reading the article on Urban Dictionary (i.e. Alabama Hot Pocket or similar).
"Unfortunately, I didn't realize that Ghost Cake is a really bad thing on Urban Dictionary, and now it's burned into my brain."
by Haru/VoidKatana October 26, 2017
by JDizMit November 19, 2008
I'm folding cake bro
by Cougar Mamma February 22, 2016
"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."
by onthatrealshit December 13, 2016
two characters in a show called, "Adventure Time". in the normal cartoon, its Finn and Jake. in the gender-swapped version, its Fionna and Cake.
by CakeLikesCannablism November 28, 2013
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 21, 2022
Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
by Higzy Teflon June 09, 2010