Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 03, 2024
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crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!
thomas is pretty crunchy picklicious
by fantatastic October 24, 2019
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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 25, 2024
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crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.
Sofe have crunchy toenails
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by sharnus March 28, 2023
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crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.
"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"
by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
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Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.
by NERV2005 September 18, 2018
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Crunchy Quality

Bad quality in video or picture. The quality is quite pixelated and the audio is awful too.
Friend 1: Bro look at this video
Friend 2: bruh I cant see or hear a think the quality is too crunchy.
Friend 1: …what?
Friend 2: This is crunchy quality dude.
by CramptyZ May 31, 2022
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