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pre-death crisis

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021
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Mood Life Crisis

Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.
Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.
by whackywizard August 6, 2022
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COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022
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Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic
it's a caotic crisis out there
by fktdfhff September 15, 2022
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Mid-Midlife Crisis

When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.
"Damn, I can't believe Ben's having a mid-midlife crisis at 16!"
by NormalGuy2 October 7, 2022
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