Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank
My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis
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cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Meme Crisis

A "Meme Crisis" is when you use a shitty meme as a response
Guy 1: what a simp
Guy 2: wow you hit a meme crisis or something?
by Vxmpire May 8, 2020
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caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic
it's a caotic crisis out there
by fktdfhff September 15, 2022
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Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted
“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
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3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.
I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.
by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018
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e-crisis

"Chris is having an e-crisis right now and has no idea what to publish and no idea what to say or do"
"I'm having a e-crisis, and I'm not sure how my online persona should be anymore"
by ChrisBorglei September 17, 2019
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