cooter crawler

A name for a new born baby, fresh out the womb.

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!

by Immamakeusayahhhh May 14, 2019

Poop cooter

Another name for a mangina

It was so hot outside his poop cooter was sweating.

by Emeryca September 9, 2018

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

cankered cooter

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

cooter flower

When a womans cooter has so many vaginal warts it looks like califlower.

Jane needs to see a Dr to treat her cooter flower.

by Zigs71 June 2, 2018

cooter crack

Private parts for both genders

That’s a nice cooter crack

by Yuhhhh6969 November 5, 2020

River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 23, 2020