computer junkie

a computer junkie plays on the pc all day he wakes up with the monitor and goes to sleep with the monitor. he probably browses the internet all day and plays video games.

you're a fucking computer junkie

by superman2324 January 30, 2016

computer nerd

someone, around 18-50, who knows what this means:

std::cout << "only l33t hax0r computer nerds will get this";

by some hackerman January 26, 2019

apple computer

A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.

I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.

by Wiseguy June 29, 2003

apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

apple computer

computers for the 21st century

"Apple Computer may have screwed up a few times over the years, but at least they knew the century was going to end."
Douglas Adams on Y2K

by some1else July 5, 2003

apple computer

A computer that requires the use of special software to run any application. Is good for editing movies ;). It sucks overall

this apple computer is a piece of crap

by w1ck3d July 2, 2003

apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003