Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

Clutch Arumugam

A last-minute, high-pressure success or victory, often achieved against all odds—inspired by the legendary Malaysian footballer R. Arumugam, known for his heroic saves and game-changing performances under intense pressure

"I pulled a Clutch Arumugam and finished my entire project the night before the deadline—still got an A!"

"The team scored in the 90th minute—total Clutch Arumugam moment!"

by Lightweightmacha May 5, 2025

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Clutch

Something that is so fucking cool and is so awesome like getting more cash back from the cashier than expected

Damn sex with Juan was so clutch

by The bitch with the biggest bal May 1, 2018

Clutch Buddies

Two people who will always cover for each other in a situation.

Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.

by clutchbuddy February 9, 2018

Clutching [nutmeg]

The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.

Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.

by Kortni11 January 20, 2009

Double Clutch

The act of sneaking up on someone and squeezing both of their buttcheeks at the same time.

Keep an eye on Ava at parties. She’s infamous for double clutching.

by TanksR4babies July 8, 2023