clutch

thumb on the start of an ass crack or licking pepperoni nipples until they taste like pepperoni or ripply butt cheeks or getting queefed on or glizzys at the turn

now that’s clutch

by tjb0611 December 11, 2022

clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015

coming in clutch

When you learn about clutching functions in topology.

Person 1: Damn, check out this construction that's coming in clutch!
Person 2: Yeah dude, I love to be constructing fiber bundles on spheres

by One-Eyed King March 26, 2023

Clutch

Number 3, Russell Wilson

Russell Wilson is SO clutch.

by 1234dasd November 11, 2019

Clutch

Something that is so fucking cool and is so awesome like getting more cash back from the cashier than expected

Damn sex with Juan was so clutch

by The bitch with the biggest bal May 1, 2018

virgin clutch

Wheb the inside of your thighs are sore

I was so sore from snow skiing that I felt like I had the Virgin Clutch

by FooManChewy December 31, 2017

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024