Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022
(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!
by Racer89 July 30, 2019
Clutch that mutch is a gamer only joke. It was commonly used to piss people off. No one knows entirely what it means but it’s very funny to say so who cares tbh
by Caketom October 06, 2020
Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.
by clutchbuddy February 09, 2018
1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 18, 2011
When a person makes the motion of pushing in the clutch while pretending to be switching gears on a car with an automatic transmission.
Donald applied his air clutch when he switched from 1st to 2nd gear on his automatic transmission truck, pretending to be driving a stick shift.
by AmberJogsHerMemory January 31, 2018